Dear faithful followers:
Brenden
It's been a long winter full of snow and cold mixed with some atrocious results from all of our favorite sports teams. Much like the sudden and terrifying appearance of a winter's worth of your dog's feces in the backyard, HatsOffToUs has returned with a vengeance as the snow melts and the calendar flips to spring.
To ease you out of this stressful situation this championship-aspiring tag team would like to point you to the early results of some of our NCAA Brackets.
Huge NCAA Pool We are Kicking Ass In
Brenden (Tied for 5th) and Frank (Tied for 20th). That's pretty good, but how about this one:
Deeeeeusch!
Tubby's Time! (That's me!) tied for 1st.
How great is this though, really? It's put us in a good mood the last few days and hopefully it will do the same for you.
Frank
While some of the more superstitious readers will feel we are tempting the Bracket Gods by trumpeting our success in a half-finished tournament, allow me to counter with some numbers:
There are 991 brackets in the pool and of those Brenden and I are in the top 5 of possible points left. That means we have the most room for error and, in my mind, means we are 100% going to come in 1st and 2nd. I defy anyone to refute this statistical certainty.
What will we do with the millions of dollars in winnings, you ask?
Probably use it to put up an LED billboard behind Target Field that constantly runs tribute videos for Minnesota's own Rick Rude:
Hats off to us!
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