What's Scaring Us Today: Cigarette Ted Bundy

 

This was in the newest ESPN magazine. While Newport has a long history of laughably corny ads, this may be the first that can be taken as a threat.

At least the last human face she'll ever see is good looking. If it happens to us we just know it'll be some guy who looks like this:

(Sorry Razor)

Hats off to Newport! Pleasure!