What's Scaring Us Today: A Very Dedicated Tweeter

You may remember Bree Olson from as one of Charlie Sheen's famous "Goddesses," but before that she was (and continues to be) a successful porn actress and possibly the filthiest person on Twitter.
Exhibit A:

And here's an impressive run she went on over 2 days:

Last night she said someone has been messaging her with some strange tweets:

So naturally we had to check it out. Wow. Here's a sample of the 74 tweets this person has made in the two-plus weeks the account has been active (these are all from March 19th):

All the tweets are like this. Constant encouragement to procreate with Charlie Sheen because the world needs his DNA to spread. You can read the rest here if you feel like being thorough, but trust us, whoever runs this account stays impressively on-message.

So who could this person be? It's tempting to think it's a troll making fun of Sheen and the whole situation, but even the most dedicated troll eventually loses interest after a story is out of the news (except Neil Hamburger, of course). This is probably the work of a DeNiro-in-The Fan-type obsessive, but since we're optimists we like to think they're a normal, happy person who just happens to have an unshakable belief that the future of the human race teeters on the brink of destruction unless these two can create the next Savior.

Or maybe it's just Michele Bachmann. We could see that:

Hats off to Michele Bachmann!