With the recent anniversary of 9/11 I'm sure we all found ourselves at one time or another pondering what we truly believe America stands for. In my eyes there is nothing more American than bone-rattling hits, one-second knockouts and old men taking huge bumps on PPV. With that, we here at Hats Off to Us present our "Deeusch's of the Week".
Found a gray hair in my soul patch today....and I think it formed after watching the Mortal Kombat Fatality-style hit this kid takes.
Is that good ol' JR in the crowd at the end? "Oh my gawd!"
"Here's the game plan kid. You run at a dead sprint, then when you see him preparing to throw that one devastating blow he is aiming towards your chin, you jump into the air and the rest will fall into place, ensuring victory."
These two were a combined 106 years old for this "Street Fight" at Wrestlemania XIX....the only thing missing is a 'Vince Strut' as he climbs up the ladder.
And finally, poor Jeremy Bullock has no idea what kind of embarrassment is in store for him here. Highlights include the intro "what I have to do to win is just keep my butt in a bind right there"...the initial hurdle over his opponent and ensuing life-altering Rock-Bottom he absorbs. Enjoy.
Hats off to us and hats off to you Jeremy Bullock!
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