The Best of Neil Hamburger v Corporate Twitter Accounts

America's Funnyman, booze enthusiast

Neil Hamburger would make a fantastic heel manager.
Imagine him following the Bobby Heenan formula: he'd bring his wrestlers to the ring, get on the mic and insult the crowd until they're practically jumping the barricade, throw a drink in the face of his enemy to steal a win, barely escape the arena without a beating.
He practically does that already.
In fact, he even looks like another legendary manager:

Paul... Hamburger?

In the spirit of antagonism, here are our favorite brutal Hamburger takedowns of corporate Twitter accounts:

Hats off to you, Neil. Hope to see you spitting on Jerry Lawler soon!