Last Saturday on Versus the UFC matched up two of the most entertaining, all-or-nothing fighters in the world. The 6' 11" Stefan Struve and the 5' 11" Pat Barry.
Struve is known for being the tallest fighter in the UFC and heroically refusing to use it to his advantage. He takes an unbelievable amount of punishment in a sport where a few inches of reach or a few extra pounds can mean a serious advantage. He usually ends up bloody and is either building-crublingly knocked out, or almost gets knocked out, but manages to comes back in spectacular fashion.
Pat Barry started out as a kickboxer in the US and Japan, and though he's been an MMA fighter for years now, is as good at wrestling and ground fighting as, say... a dead person. His last fight was one of the most miraculous comebacks in UFC history, though he was on the wrong end. He had Chieck Kongo, another larger opponent, wobbling around after two nasty punches, only to be knocked out on a Hail Mary uppercut.
Saturday night's fight ended as spectacularly anyone could have hoped:
Struve (bottom) uses his far superior grappling skills to maneuver into a triangle choke, using his extra long legs to cut off the blood flow to Barry's head. Barry, like a true badass, lifts the near-seven footer into a goddamn powerbomb and slams him down like Vader breaking a jobber's back. Struve manages to soften the impact with his arm and lock the submission hold in even further to get the win.
Hats off to Barry and Struve! You are two nice men almost die for our entertainment!
Showing posts with label Deeusch. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
Deeusch, deujsche, or daaaiiiiiysche, It doesn't matter how it's spelled as long as it follows a huge DEEEEESCH!
With the recent anniversary of 9/11 I'm sure we all found ourselves at one time or another pondering what we truly believe America stands for. In my eyes there is nothing more American than bone-rattling hits, one-second knockouts and old men taking huge bumps on PPV. With that, we here at Hats Off to Us present our "Deeusch's of the Week".
Found a gray hair in my soul patch today....and I think it formed after watching the Mortal Kombat Fatality-style hit this kid takes.
Is that good ol' JR in the crowd at the end? "Oh my gawd!"
"Here's the game plan kid. You run at a dead sprint, then when you see him preparing to throw that one devastating blow he is aiming towards your chin, you jump into the air and the rest will fall into place, ensuring victory."
These two were a combined 106 years old for this "Street Fight" at Wrestlemania XIX....the only thing missing is a 'Vince Strut' as he climbs up the ladder.
And finally, poor Jeremy Bullock has no idea what kind of embarrassment is in store for him here. Highlights include the intro "what I have to do to win is just keep my butt in a bind right there"...the initial hurdle over his opponent and ensuing life-altering Rock-Bottom he absorbs. Enjoy.
Hats off to us and hats off to you Jeremy Bullock!
Found a gray hair in my soul patch today....and I think it formed after watching the Mortal Kombat Fatality-style hit this kid takes.
Is that good ol' JR in the crowd at the end? "Oh my gawd!"
"Here's the game plan kid. You run at a dead sprint, then when you see him preparing to throw that one devastating blow he is aiming towards your chin, you jump into the air and the rest will fall into place, ensuring victory."
These two were a combined 106 years old for this "Street Fight" at Wrestlemania XIX....the only thing missing is a 'Vince Strut' as he climbs up the ladder.
And finally, poor Jeremy Bullock has no idea what kind of embarrassment is in store for him here. Highlights include the intro "what I have to do to win is just keep my butt in a bind right there"...the initial hurdle over his opponent and ensuing life-altering Rock-Bottom he absorbs. Enjoy.
Hats off to us and hats off to you Jeremy Bullock!
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